Norman Fishy Christmas Jokes!
Happy Holidays! We have presents for you!
Below are 5 of Norman’s Finniest Christmas Jokes. Can you guess the answers?
Some of them are real sinkers so get ready. . .
Q: What is Whale Santa’s official greeting?
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A: Blow-Blow-Blow
Q: Who brings good-little goldfish Christmas presents?
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A: Sandy Claws
Q: What do goldfish sing over the holidays?
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A: Christmas Corals
Q: What do goldfish use to tie Christmas bows?
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A: Ribbon Eels
Q: What is Norman’s favorite Christmas Song?
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A: We Fish You a Merry Christmas!
Happy Fishmas and Merry New Year from the Fishbowl!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!
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Fin Pal asks Norman “Do You Have Sisters & Brothers?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
Norman has never ever been asked Charlotte’s question #2. It’s a really good question isn’t it?
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First, check out Charlotte’s goldfish art!
And something new: Norman has a question for you:
Q: What is a baby goldfish called?
Here’s a hint: The name for baby goldfish is also the name of a kind of cooked potato often dipped in catsup. You’ll find the answer below.
Now, without waiting one more bubble of a blip, here’s Norman’s note:
And the answer to Norman’s question for you:
Q: What is a baby goldfish called?
A: A small fry
For more interesting facts about goldfish and goldfish babies, click over to InFishTank.com website!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
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Fin Pal asks Norman “How Fast Can You Swim?
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
Friends, if you’ve read Not Norman, A Goldfish Story or Norman One Amazing Goldfish then you know Norman?
Is Norman a fast swimmer?
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But first check out this fintastic art!
And, a finny!
Q: How did Norman the Goldfish Get to Mars?
A: On a scallop ship.
Hah-hah! That was a real fin flapper wasn’t it?
Now are you ready? Really ready to read Norman’s answer?
P.S. For Norman’s answer to Elliott’s other question, “Do you sleep?” stay tuned!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Are You a Super Snacker?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
Friends!
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But first look at Avery’s fintastic art! It' deserves a prize, too!
Her prize is a finny!
Q: What did Inspector Gill say when he reached the crime scene?
A: There’s something fishy going on here.
That was a real fin flapper wasn’t it?
Now are you ready to read Norman’s answer? Really, really ready?
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Got More Tricks?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
Wow! Cameron has some really good questions. Ready to read Norman’s answer Finpals? Scroll down . . .
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But first, a finny!
Q: What do goldfish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Are You Real?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
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But first here’s a finny to get your gills flapping. A cartoon by our friend Jim S.
And now, finally… this time for real…no fish hooks or Santa fish…Ready! Set! Read!
Whoops: Forgot to tell you about that “Portrait of Girl” at the top of the post. One of Norman’s finpals drew it. Isn’t it fintastic!!!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Do you hide?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
So then, what do you think Norman? Does Norman hide? Would you hide if you were a goldfish?
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But first JT’s goldfish art:
Another fintastic rainbow drawing by one of Norman’s fin pals!
And, a finny!
Q: Why did Norman the Goldfish turn red?
Q: Why did Norman the Goldfish turn red?
A: Because he saw the ocean’s bottom!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman "What Do You Eat?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
So then, what do you think Norman likes to eat best? Do you think he likes worms? Or salad?. . . Definitely not other goldfish!!!
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But first!
In June, we proudly celebrate rainbows at the Fishbowl; here’s a fintastic drawing by one of Norman’s fin pals!
