Happy Fishmas!
Happy Holidays from the Fishbowl!
Here at the Kelly’s Fishbowl we celebrate all the holidays—with food
Blood worms for everyone!
lights & a prompt with—because it’s the season—a surprise! (so keep reading to the end).
Right now, Norman and the elf fish are swimming rings around Diver Santa trying to get him to tell them what treats they’ll find hiding beneath their Fishmas Weed in the morning.
Of course they have been fintastic fish all year! How about you? (Don’t answer that…) Instead!
We have gifts for you! Five more Fishmas Jokes to get your fins fluttering.Here goes:
Q: What is Santa Jaws favorite time of day?
A: 12:25
Q: Why don’t clams and oysters give out Christmas presents?
A: Because they’re shellfish
Q: What kind of fish tops Norman’s Christmas tree?
A: A starfish
Q: What do Christmas and lobsters have in common?
A: Sandy Claws
Q: How many presents can Santa Jaws fit into his empty sack?
A: Only one…after that it’s not empty.
And now that 7-Minute Challenge (notice I didn’t say poetry…)
Happy Fishmas Ho-Ho-Ho!
Who doesn’t want a reason to give out with a big belly roll of a ho-ho-ho ? So for today’s challenge, because tis the season:
Write a finny joke. It can be a holiday joke, like the ones above, or not. But try to write a fish joke—sure it might stink but…Here’s the surprise:
The best fish joke posted here (in the comments) or on KellyBennettBooks wins a book of your choice.
1. Engage Your Silly Bone
2.Set the Time For 7-minutes
3. Have a fintastic time!
Hope those got you HO-HO-HOing!
MORE FISHCAKE!
We’ll be back next Wednesday with the 7-minute Poetry Challenge.
Happy Fishmas to you and yours.
Treat yourself to an extra helping of happy!
Norman Fishy Christmas Jokes!
Happy Holidays! We have presents for you!
Below are 5 of Norman’s Finniest Christmas Jokes. Can you guess the answers?
Some of them are real sinkers so get ready. . .
Q: What is Whale Santa’s official greeting?
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A: Blow-Blow-Blow
Q: Who brings good-little goldfish Christmas presents?
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A: Sandy Claws
Q: What do goldfish sing over the holidays?
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A: Christmas Corals
Q: What do goldfish use to tie Christmas bows?
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A: Ribbon Eels
Q: What is Norman’s favorite Christmas Song?
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A: We Fish You a Merry Christmas!
Happy Fishmas and Merry New Year from the Fishbowl!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl? Send him a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Do You Have Sisters & Brothers?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
Norman has never ever been asked Charlotte’s question #2. It’s a really good question isn’t it?
Ready to read Norman’s answer? Scroll down . . .
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First, check out Charlotte’s goldfish art!
And something new: Norman has a question for you:
Q: What is a baby goldfish called?
Here’s a hint: The name for baby goldfish is also the name of a kind of cooked potato often dipped in catsup. You’ll find the answer below.
Now, without waiting one more bubble of a blip, here’s Norman’s note:
And the answer to Norman’s question for you:
Q: What is a baby goldfish called?
A: A small fry
For more interesting facts about goldfish and goldfish babies, click over to InFishTank.com website!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “How Fast Can You Swim?
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
Friends, if you’ve read Not Norman, A Goldfish Story or Norman One Amazing Goldfish then you know Norman?
Is Norman a fast swimmer?
Ready to read Norman’s answer? Scroll down . . .
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But first check out this fintastic art!
And, a finny!
Q: How did Norman the Goldfish Get to Mars?
A: On a scallop ship.
Hah-hah! That was a real fin flapper wasn’t it?
Now are you ready? Really ready to read Norman’s answer?
P.S. For Norman’s answer to Elliott’s other question, “Do you sleep?” stay tuned!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Are You a Super Snacker?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
Friends!
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But first look at Avery’s fintastic art! It' deserves a prize, too!
Her prize is a finny!
Q: What did Inspector Gill say when he reached the crime scene?
A: There’s something fishy going on here.
That was a real fin flapper wasn’t it?
Now are you ready to read Norman’s answer? Really, really ready?
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Got More Tricks?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
Wow! Cameron has some really good questions. Ready to read Norman’s answer Finpals? Scroll down . . .
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But first, a finny!
Q: What do goldfish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Are You Real?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
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But first here’s a finny to get your gills flapping. A cartoon by our friend Jim S.
And now, finally… this time for real…no fish hooks or Santa fish…Ready! Set! Read!
Whoops: Forgot to tell you about that “Portrait of Girl” at the top of the post. One of Norman’s finpals drew it. Isn’t it fintastic!!!
Do you have a question for Norman the Goldfish- about friends, school, pets, family, life in and outside the fishbowl?
Do you have a finny fish joke to share?
Send Norman a letter!
Don’t forget to order your copy of NOT NORMAN: A GOLDFISH STORY and NORMAN: ONE AMAZING GOLDFISH!!
Fin Pal asks Norman “Do you hide?”
Hey Norman! I have a question for you . . .
So then, what do you think Norman? Does Norman hide? Would you hide if you were a goldfish?
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But first JT’s goldfish art:
Another fintastic rainbow drawing by one of Norman’s fin pals!
